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The New Improved Sexual Assault

Tea Party Tribune - Tue, 09/25/2018 - 10:38am
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The Democrat’s new improved sexual assault has lowered the bar substantially. Back in the day, when I was in high school, sexual assault was quite simple. You held the girl down, and sexually assaulted her. Where it went from there was usually left up to the girl. If the girl was snatched off her bicycle, and dragged to a bush it was a type one felony, but if it occurred at a beer bust it could end up before a justice of the peace in matrimony, which was effectively a life sentence.

Before the refining of gender relations, Texas girls mainly wanted to get married. You see, that’s kinda the natural order of things. Grow up, get married, have kids. Of course this conjures images of girls with lots of kids and a Lucky Strike permanently fixed to her lip as the new baby rides on her hip.

Almost every boy in high school had the usual date at the drive in picture show where he’d try to slip his hand down from her shoulder to the nether regions. Depending upon the young lady’s mood and amount of popcorn consumed, she’d allow the advance, or forever keep putting his hand back on her shoulders.

Getting a Texas girl drunk was a daunting task. I never succeeded in that endeavor. Invariably the beer took precedence over interest in the girl. Also, Texas girls can out drink you. Has something to do with metabolism and the amount that a Texas girl can pee. Also, while yankee girls got assaulted at frat parties, Texas girls traditionally found themselves out at someplace like Miller Springs on a campsite. After a girl takes a pee with the bobcats you’re not going to impress her with your little “sexual assault!”

But these facts of life do not deter the Dems from upping the ante on Judge Brett. As the donkeys continue to show their asses all over Capitol Hill we are entertained by the rules of the new improved sexual assault. Does anyone here remember the term “making out?” That’s where you make all the moves without any transfer of bodily fluids. Well, other than kissing, and even then Texas girls would frequently draw a line. Some would slip you a tongue, but most would not. Good girls just lip kissed. In Arkansas if a girl “Frenched” you it was suspected that her relationship with her brother may not have been what it should be, but I digress.

You can’t count the girls who slipped into a side room to make out. Now the Democrats have brought the matter before the Supreme Court. Let me ask you, if Brett Kavanaugh were gay would we be having this problem? Or Harvey Weinstein, or Bill Cosby? You know the answer. Of course we wouldn’t. If Judge Brett were a fudge packer he’d be on the bench already. THAT’S the new improved sexual assault. If it’s plumb weird the Democrats are all for it. If it’s biologically normal they put their vagina hats on, and hit the streets. That, or descend upon Ted Cruz and his wife while dining.

President Trump is addressing the UN today, ramping up rhetoric on Iran. People in North Carolina are pumping the water out of their bedrooms. The tariffs are driving prices at Walmart up ten percent. And what are we seeing at the top of every newspaper? Brett Kavanaugh almost got some nookie thirty-six years ago! Almost being the key word, because he couldn’t get her clothes off. If I were the girl I’d be pissed off too. Drag me into a room and can’t even get a feel? Texas girl would’ve poured a beer over his head.

But, as I said before, the bar is officially being lowered, for straight white males, everyone else gets a pass. I think this may be the reason for all the illegal immigrants. With the total loss of identity among American women we have to have girls who ARE girls filling the vacated posts of wife, mother, and partner. With no new improved sexual assault.

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Democrats Hit Job of Political and Personal Destruction

Tea Party Tribune - Mon, 09/24/2018 - 9:00pm

The Democrats have been trying to derail the Kavanaugh Supreme Court confirmation even if they must use false sexual allegations to do a character assassination on Kavanaugh.

The Democrats have a motive to delay.  They believe the delay would by them time to possibly win the senate in November and stop a confirmation.  However, let us judge the facts and you decide.

Christine Blasey Ford wrote a letter two months ago revealing the sexual allegations to her representative, who handed the letter to Senator Diane Feinstein.  There was no mention of the letter or allegations in the senate hearings, and only days before Kavanaugh’s confirmation, was the letter handed to the FBI with a request to investigate by Feinstein. (Note: There have been six background checks conducted by the FBI on Kavanaugh over the years.)

Ford’s allegation is from some 36 years ago and she has admitted she does not know when or where the alleged incident took place, only that it allegedly took place when she was 15 years old.  She admits not remembering how she went or returned from the alleged party; but admits she was drinking alcohol.  Further the two alleged witnesses (Mark Judge and Patrick Smyth) that she has spoken of adamantly deny that any event ever took place.  Ford never even mentioned Kavanaugh to anyone for the entire 36 years.  She met with a therapist in 2012 to discuss the incident with some of the therapist’s notes in conflict with her current allegations.  However, Kavanaugh was never mentioned.  Why is 2012 relevant?  Kavanaugh’s name surfaced as a potential Supreme Court Justice if Mitt Romney were to become president.  Was this a motive to set up a 2012 allegation in advance against Kavanaugh?

What do we know about Ford?  She is a Democrat activist.  She donated to ShareBlue, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, the Democratic National Committee, the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, and participated in the “pussy hat” protest and other anti-Trump women marches and protests through the resistance cause.  She mysteriously scrubbed her social media accounts of all her radical activities and statements days before she came out as the accuser.  Why?  Obviously it was to present herself as a regular and objective woman, and not some left-wing activist desperately trying to make a difference and resist the confirmation.

Ford’s attorney, Debra Katz, is also a Democratic Party activist, who ironically defended Bill Clinton against sexual allegation from Paula Jones in the 1990’s, is vice chair of the Project n Government Oversight, an organization funded by Billionaire George Soros, who has donated millions to defeat the confirmation of Judge Kavanaugh and resist Trump.

This is a hit job by left-wing radicals and undermines those women who really have had unwanted sexual advances against them.  However, there have been time and time again where innocent men have had to face false allegation such as this.  There are no witnesses, no collaborating evidence, along with a story, which changes by the moment by a woman who is unsure of the man, the location, the incident, as well as impaired by her own alcoholic consumption.

A simple judge knows about the “presumption of innocence” until proven guilty.  Someone should make sure the Democrats retake that class in law school.

With that, the Democrat, who have defended Ford and accept her story without even meeting or speaking to her, are hypocrites!  Where were they when Kathleen Willey, Juanita Broadrick, Paula Jones were sexually assaulted by Bill Clinton?  Where were they in the assistance to Monica Lewinsky, a 19 year old intern in the Oval Office?  Where are they with Keith Ellison, who is currently running for Attorney General in Minnesota, and former Deputy Director for the Democrat National Committee, with the allegations against him today by his former girlfriend?

This is a hit job of political hypocrisy and personal destruction by Democrats.

Frank Aquila is president of the South San Joaquin Republicans and author of the book, “Sarah Palin Out of Nowhere”.  He can be emailed at [email protected]

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Twice A Traitor…Twice Unpunished

Tea Party Tribune - Mon, 09/24/2018 - 8:53pm

“You can’t find precedent for this in U.S. history, and Secretary Kerry ought not to engage in that kind of behavior…it’s inconsistent with what foreign policy of the United States is as directed by this president, and it is beyond inappropriate for him to be engaged.”
– Secretary of State Mike Pompeo

By now most are familiar with John ‘Swiftboat’ Kerry’s story…a story of an anything but illustrious military career that morphed into an anything but illustrious political career…a political career that saw him as Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s Secretary of State being the author and broker of the worst deal ever made by a U.S. president. And while Kerry’s military career ended with accusations of treason and cowardliness being leveled against him, now hopefully his political career has also come to an end with traitorous alludings again being made against him, this time by our current Secretary of State.

And Kerry’s political career began when his military career ended…back in 1971 post-Vietnam. Vietnam…where in actuality John Kerry saw but a brief four-month tenure and where he betrayed both his fellow veterans and America’s POW’s. Saying…actually lying…under oath when testifying before Congress, John Kerry stated on the record that it was the American forces not the North Vietnamese who were committing torture, atrocities, and murder especially against civilians…allegations eventually proven totally false.

And yet this very man was awarded…or should I say pulled strings to get…three Purple Hearts that he did not deserve and which he cavalierly literally threw away onto the White House lawn not too long afterward. Relishing instead in colluding…along with his fellow traitor the infamous ‘Hanoi’ Jane Fonda…with America’s enemy…the communist North Vietnamese…together and separately the actions of these two “aiders and abetters” made Benedict Arnold look like the proverbial alter boy. And like Benedict Arnold neither has received any tangible punishment to date, however, in the case of John Kerry that could soon change for with the election of President Donald J. Trump acts of collusion…acts of “aiding and abetting”…are taken very seriously.

Very seriously indeed especially when today’s enemy…the rogue regime in Iran…is on the cusp of getting nuclear weapons. And it was now (thankfully) former Secretary of State John Kerry who was told…who was ordered…by Obama to get a deal signed at any cost even if it meant selling America out, which he of course did. And it was John Kerry’s actions, or should I say inactions, that led to the signing of the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA), the very agreement that ultimately gave Iran not just the ability to keep enriching uranium but also gave them hundreds of millions of our hard earned taxpayer dollars…failed bribe monies actually…in addition to the release of billions of dollars in sanctions monies that the fanatical mullahs used to help fund their worldwide terrorist operations. And these operations directly led to massive bloodshed in Syria, in Iraq, and in Yemen while at the same time helping to expand Iran’s influence in Africa and now into both North and South America.

And Kerry willingly did it all to help bring about America’s downfall, to aid Iran in becoming a nuclear power, and to help herald in the birth of the Levant…good little islamic sympathizer that he is. And to that affect, John Kerry was recently outed for his having met and conspiring with Iranian officials to “actively undermine” and subvert both President Trump’s hard line Iranian foreign policy and his actual presidency itself.

An overt act of treason I would say, and yet John Kerry, who viciously and in the public venue criticized both President Trump personally along with his rightful decision to withdraw our country from the Iran nuclear deal, that man is still walking free leaving one to wonder why Jeff Sessions is yet again not doing his job. Is Sessions willingly ignoring the Logan Act or did he add John Kerry’s name to the ever-growing list of things he’s recused himself from doing? Or is it simply that John Kerry thinks he’s above the law…his arrogance would surely allow that as a possibility…or does he remain under the protective umbrella of Barack HUSSEIN Obama and his big-monied New World Order puppet masters?

I believe it’s a combination of all the above.

And again, John Kerry is still walking free…as is Obama and Hillary…while his and their traitorous actions basically go unreported by the media no matter that now private citizen John Kerry has admitted that on at least three separate occasions he met with Iranian Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif Khonsari and did so while being well aware that since he was no longer a representative of the U.S. government he had no legal right to do so. And Kerry also knew that by his secretly meeting with Zarif that he was in direct violation of both the Logan Act and possibly the Foreign Agents Registration Act as well.

And it’s the federal statute known as the Logan Act (18 U.S.C.A. § 953 [1948]) that makes it a federal crime for a U.S. citizen to “confer with foreign governments against the interests of the United States.” Specifically, the Logan Act encompasses almost all communication between a U.S. citizen and foreign government officials and strictly prohibits U.S. citizens from negotiating with other nations on behalf of the United States without authorization. And you just know that neither President Trump nor any in his administration gave John Kerry permission to negotiate with anyone let alone with Iranian officials.

In fact, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said of John Kerry’s clandestine meetings with Iranian Foreign Minister Zarif that they were both “unseemly and unprecedented” and “beyond inappropriate,” adding that “You can’t find precedent for this in U.S. history, and Secretary Kerry ought not to engage in that kind of behavior.” And President Trump himself rightfully accused Kerry of holding “illegal meetings with the very hostile Iranian Regime, which can only serve to undercut our great work to the detriment of the American people.”

How right both Secretary Pompeo and President Trump are especially since Kerry told Iran to “wait out this administration.” Shades of Obama’s infamous open-mic moment with then Russian President Medvdev, I’d say.

And President Trump also rightfully called out John Kerry for a possible violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA), a 1938 statue that requires a person acting as an agent of a foreign entity in a political or quasi-political capacity to make regular public disclosures of this relationship, including all activities and disbursements. And while some legal scholars say that FARA does apply to Kerry’s interactions with Zarif, others say FARA’s provisions do not necessarily extend to activities conducted entirely overseas, so to them means that where Kerry met with Zarif determines if FARA was breached. And then there’s the fact that it is still not known if the Iranians actually asked Kerry for advice, which even then would make no difference for meeting with a foreign government to undermine the sitting president’s policies is still paramount to treason.

So what then is President Trump basing his FARA allegation on…two indisputable facts with the first being that two weeks ago John Kerry freely admitted on Hugh Hewitt’s radio program that in recent months he had indeed engaged in numerous meetings with the Iranians to try and salvage Trump’s cancelled Iranian nuclear deal…basically “shadow diplomacy“ he had no business engaging in. Saying he met three or four times with the Iranians since leaving office, but making it clear that he had not done so since Mike Pompeo became Secretary of State back in April of this year, Kerry said one meeting between him and the Iranians took place in Oslo, Norway; that another took place in Munich, Germany; and that a third meeting was held at U.N. headquarters…which is not technically on U.S. soil.

But the where’s of these meetings are just a case of word semantics and nothing more for John Kerry, who still envisions his narcissistic self as Secretary of State, met with the enemy to discuss how to defy President Trump and the location of where he did so does not take away the fact that he is working against the interests of these United States, and that is the definition of treason.

And the second key fact that President Trump based his FARA allegation on goes back to 1970 when at the height of the Vietnam War, John Kerry, then a naval reservist, traveled to Paris to meet with the North Vietnamese delegation. Advocating not for America but instead for the North Vietnamese so-called peace plan, Kerry strongly urged then President Nixon to accept the enemy’s peace plan…a plan that in affect called for the U.S. to surrender to the North Vietnamese and then pay reparations to their government for life and property lost during the war. And even while knowing that surrender is not something America did, John Kerry still sided with the enemy anyway.

Simply, John Kerry “aided and abetted“ the enemy in Paris then just as he did now with his private meetings with the islamic state’s foreign minister and other high ranking Iranian officials to covertly work out how to defy President Trump and bring America to her knees…I call that treason of the first degree.

So what happens now to John Kerry…will he be allowed to go unpunished like Obama and Hillary or will he be called to task? With Jeff Sessions as attorney general it now becomes sort of a pre-determined “crap shoot” even though on Tuesday, Senator Marco Rubio (Fla.-R) sent a formal letter to Jeff Sessions officially requesting that the Department of Justice look into whether John Kerry did indeed violate the Logan Act and/or FARA by his secretly meeting with Iranian officials, with Rubio adding that, “Americans deserve to know that U.S. laws are enforced regardless of any individual’s past position.”

Maybe this time his formal request will be listened to because back on May 5th, when rummages of such meetings first started surfacing, Senator Rubio questioned such meetings but Session’s D.O.J. ignored him.

So now as Kerry’s people…most likely on Obama’s urging…having started to circle the wagons so to speak, John Kerry’s spokesman Matt Summers issued a recent statement that, “There’s nothing unusual, let alone unseemly or inappropriate, about former diplomats meeting with foreign counterparts.”

Actually when it’s the enemy there is…but only time will tell if John Kerry is called to task for treason or if he, like Barack HUSSEIN Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton, will walk scot free. And with Jeff Sessions heading the Department of Justice, I don’t think John Kerry will be wearing an orange jumpsuit anytime soon.

Sad isn’t it.

Copyright @ 2018 Diane Sori / The Patriot Factor / All Rights Reserved.


For more political commentary please visit my RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS partner Craig Andresen’s blog The National Patriot to read his latest article  Vetting the Credibility of Kavanaugh’s Accuser.



Today, Friday, September 21st from 7 to 9pm EST on American Political Radio, RIGHT SIDE PATRIOTS Craig Andresen and Diane Sori discuss ‘The Attempt to Smear Kavanaugh Exposed’; ‘The Attempt to Smear Kavanaugh Exposed…Addendum’; ‘Twice a Traitor…Twice Unpunished’; and ‘Vetting the Credibility of Kavanaugh’s Accuser’.

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All Pretty Maids In A Row

Tea Party Tribune - Mon, 09/24/2018 - 11:05am

All Pretty Maids in a row. Looked behind a tree, what did I see, Democrat whores looking right at me! You didn’t think they were gonna give up did you? You can’t fix stupid. Any political party that will scrape a high school beer party for scandal knows no bounds. Two more bimbos leaped out of the shadows with the good old, “He touched me there” scenario. Trouble is, the nominee ain’t touched nobody yet. Shucks! At this rate we’d be lucky if he ever touched his WIFE!

Seems funny that a political party that endorses mass murder of babies, sodomy, the destruction of veterans to support invading armies of multi-nationals, and have fat women wearing vagina hats would get all pent up about the shenanigans at a high school beer bust thirty-six years ago. Don’t you wanna know why? Well, Ima gonna tell ya.

First, and foremost they just gotta keep killing them there babies. Planned Parenthood is big business. Especially since black folk are the main customers. Eugenics! Gotta keep the population under control. How was it Margaret Sanger put it? Oh yeah. Human weeds. Is that racist enough for you. George WALLACE wasn’t that racist! I think Adolph was though. Just gotta know who you’re dealing with.

Next. Do you realize that we recently had a case go to the highest court in the in the land to decide if a gay couple can eat a cake? You can’t make this stuff up folks. Cases involving executions routinely turned away while the cake gets top billing. “And what do you want for your last meal?” “I want a slice of that ‘GD’ cake that bumped me off the docket yesterday,”

With the assertion of Judge Kavanaugh to the bench, the Supreme Court will return to sanity for at least twenty years. That, in and of itself will make America Great Again. They can impeach Trump the next day, and he STILL will have fulfilled his promise, and made his mark. And YES, President Trump has touched a woman. Lots of ‘em!

The Liberal game plan has been to neutralize America. First order of business is to feminize men. Now, I’m all for respect for women. Open doors, hold chairs, say, “Yes ma’am,” all that stuff. If you meet a woman who doesn’t appreciate those remnants of the Anabellem Culture don’t ever talk to her again. And for GOD’S sake don’t have any children with her.

The return to normality is hateful to Democratic ears. Our pubic schools (and that’s NOT a typo) are harbors for drugs, illicit sex, and socialist thought. You think the Millennials are bad? Just wait until the “Z” Generation takes the reins. And the Liberal Democrats did this.

President Trump is a real estate broker who thinks in dollars and cents and linear feet. The liberal mind can’t fathom that. They’re too busy trying to sort fifty-two genders, and all the pretty maids in a row. They’re worried and cakes, plastic straws, and the failed campaign of the lesbian they ran for president. They’re too worked up trying to redesign the English language with so many forbidden words that we’ll be lucky to get the word, “Ug!” past the PC police. That is IF english is even allowed. It’s the “white” language, don’t you know?

THAT’S what the specter of Judge Kavanaugh holds for the Democrats. The return to sanity. The end of public schools that teach socialism in a climate of sex, drugs, and NO rock and roll. The future pretty maids will be our six year old girls as they redefine pedophilia as “minor attracted!” A world where Dr. King’s dream will not be realized. The imprint of the racial lines imposed by eight years of separatism. So, they can trot out all their pretty maids in a row, but they won’t change one damn thing!

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Sharon – The Hamburger Discourse

Tea Party Tribune - Sun, 09/23/2018 - 8:52am

Sharon – The Hamburger Discourse

“It don’t get much better than this, ” Robert exclaimed, as he ate his first burger.

They were sitting at a concrete picnic table at city park.
“You sound like a beer commercial, Reverend, but no, it doesn’t. You know Bob, it truly does amaze me that the Lord took so long to get around to inventing the hamburger.”

“He had to wait for Texas, first.”


“Yeah. The hamburger as we know it today, was first enjoyed in a little town called Athens, Texas. I ate a hamburger there once, you know, in their honor.”

“Was it good?”

“Big Mac. Same as New York, L. A.”

They both laughed. John chewed a little, “Do you suppose that’s the way the Gospel got out.”

“What you mean?”

“I mean Paul, the tent maker. He goes, and begins his missionary journey. He expounds this wonderful new concept he’s found somewhere out on the Damascus Road. Well, all by himself, Paul isn’t much. In fact, he finally gets himself killed. Then, a few centuries later, ‘McDonald’s’ picks up the message, and they package it, and sell it to everyone, and no one really has the original at all. It’s nothing like the form that Paul preached about. It’s a pre-packaged, pre-shrunk, one size fits all Christianity. Then, about sixteen-hundred years later, we came along and gave the world the ‘new improved Christianity.’ Do you think that’s the way it happened.”

“I think it evolved. You see, John, the faith is alive! Even in my short lifetime, I’ve seen major changes in the faith. Oh, we hold to the old truths, sure, but there is more. In the early days of the Reformation, there was a real danger of the Catholic Church bullying the smaller denominations out of existence. They had real political power back then. But now, no. Sometimes, I even listen to what they’re saying.”

“Like what?”

“Well,” Robert looked around jokingly, as if to see if no one was listening, “like the communion of the Saints. Do you know what that is?”

“No, I really don’t.”

“Well, it’s the belief that we are all a community of believers, both alive, and in the other world. You notice how I didn’t say ‘dead.’ In God’s eyes, you don’t change when you die, you just get closer. And, this community of believers communicates with each other, and prays with each other, and loves one another. No barrier, no real separation.”

“They can hear you.”

“I think they hear you when you talk directly to them. Oh, they don’t hear every single thing that every single person says. Kind of like one of those ‘on-line’ services where you can include, or exclude messages. You don’t want sexual material, you just cross it off. Folks got to have their privacy.”

“And what about Mary?”

“Boy! Why don’t you ask me something easy?”

“C’mon, you started it.”

“Poor little ol’ Mary always gets beat up when Catholics, and non Catholics get together. First thing out of the hat. Well, here goes. Yeah! Just like any other saint in Heaven, I think she can hear us. Now, the difference comes in when you start asking her to do magic tricks and such. Scripture tells us that there is one mediator between God, and man, and that’s the man Jesus!”

“But, if she is there, and is His mother, wouldn’t he listen to her?”

“Well, yes, but how much do you think her advice would weigh up against His decisions?”

“She’s his mother.”

“You always do what your mother says?”

“Jesus is the perfect son.”

“Jesus is also God!”

“Do you think these people really see her?”
“I knew you been over there at that church a sniffin’ incense. I don’t know if people see her.”

“OK, OK, do you think it’s possible for a person to see her?”

“Look, let’s look at it this way. How many Baptists see Mary? Hummmmm? Only Catholics, and then only under very questionable circumstances. I’ve never seen Mary, have you?”

“No, but I’ve seen someone like her, Bob. You know, I’m really having some problems with the faith right now. This stop has really put some stuff on me.”

“You notice how you are not saying that you’re having problems with your faith, but with the faith. You still believe, don’t you, Johnny?”

“Yes, of course. Bob, do you think that I can loose my salvation?”

“No! Absolutely not! No one can snatch God’s chosen ones from his hand. Now, he may slap us on occasion, but he never throws us out, or allows us to be plucked from his hand.”

“Can we walk away, Bob?”

This was turning into a very heavy hamburger for Robert, but he knew that this was why he was here in the first place. It was his job to steer this young preacher onto the proper path.

“I’ve seen preacher’s try to walk away. I ain’t never seen ’em succeed, though. Once you are a preacher, you’re always a preacher. I remember a preacher friend of mine, years ago. He started in a little auxiliary church off of my daddy’s back home. He had a little flock, about ten, and he preached in a one room house we had out in the boonies. He got mad at some at some gossip goin’ ’round, and he up and quit one day. He just walked away.”

“A couple of years later, I’d done forgot all about him, I heard he had cancer. A cancer in his leg. Well, they took the leg off. Then he got cancer in the other leg, and they had to take that one off, too. Then he got cancer in the lung, the liver, everywhere. They couldn’t take them off, so he ended up at the V. A. hospital. He laid there all alone, he wife wouldn’t even go and see him. The nurses told me he died preaching a real ‘bell- ringing’ sermon to the walls of that empty room at the V. A.”

“I wondered about that. How could God do that to one of his servants. But then, he did that to Peter, Paul, and who knows how many others. He told us at the last supper, his father was like a gardener. He prunes some branches, and some branches he cuts off. the way I see it, if a branch never bears any fruit, well, God’ll just cut it off, but if a branch has ever bore any fruit what so ever, then he’ll prune, and prune, ’till the branch bears more. He pruned that preacher literally. But, I was always encouraged by his last moments. Preaching to the wall. You know what that means, Johnny? That means he finished his last sermon right in front of Jesus himself! No better end for a preacher.”

“Stories like that always make me wonder, Bob. Like that crippled guy the first night of this revival. So happy, but no life at all. Wheelchair. And I know I’m supposed to understand all these things, but sometimes, frankly, I don’t.”



“Evil in the world, Johnny. When Satan caused the fall, he didn’t just mess us up, he messed up everything. God created a good world. He was pleased with it. Satan didn’t want to just get us, he wanted to discredit everything the Lord had done. Take the Garden of Eden for instance. Now I don’t know if you believe
in a physical garden or not, but I think you’ll agree that the weather there must’ve been good.”

John agreed.

“Well, I think that the early earth had a more pleasant climate. Now, I know a lot of scientists would shout me down, but I’m an old preacher so indulge me a little. Anyway, after the fall, even the weather went nuts! Storms, floods, all such things. The Lord Jesus himself told us that in the last days these calamities will multiply, until it’s almost unbearable, and then He’ll come. See, it’s been a growing, and a growing, ever since the fall, whatever that fall may have been. Once, a perfect world, then, a not so perfect one.”

“Some folks may tell you the ‘fall’ was man showing up at all.”

“They may be closer to the truth than we know.
They both got out another burger. Robert went on, “Do you believe in evolution?”

John laughed, “I am a minister of the Baptist faith. You think I believe in evolution?”

“I don’t know, that’s why I asked.”

“No, I’m a creationist. I believe that God did create the world as it is now.”

Robert never looked up from his hamburger, “I believe in evolution.”


“Uh huh. I believe in evolution.”

“Well, tell me this Reverend Hunter. How do you get up there, and preach from the Bible when you believe in evolution?”

Robert looked straight at John, “I don’t. I sing.”

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